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48 Catchy and Witty Sayings for Church Signs

According to recent trends, churches are starting to reach out to members and prospective members through social media networks. The most frequent networks used are Facebook, Twitter, and Google+. Approximately 51% of churches claim that at least one of their staff members regularly blogs or posts on social media. An estimated 74% of churches do not function on a paid staff that updates their media pages or websites. The following compilation of witty sayings for church signs are from real churches that post eye catching signs to garner attention for people to join.

2 things you can count on: Death and Taxes. Are you ready for both?
50 Shades of Grace.
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
A family altar will alter a family.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
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At Jesus way take the right turn, others go to Hell.
Bring your sin to the alter and drop it like its hot.
Christians: keep the faith . . . but not from others!
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Come as you are, but you won’t leave as you were.
Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out.
Easter comes one a year, how often do you?
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Forgive your enemies – it messes with their heads.
Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit.
Give God what’s right, not what’s left.
Give the devil an inch and he’ll be your ruler.
God answers knee-mail.
God didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
Hipster Jesus loved you before you are cool.
History is His story.
If God were small enough for us to understand, he wouldn’t be big enough for us to worship.
If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
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It’s hard to stumble when you’re on your knees.
Jesus paid a debt He didn’t owe because we owed a debt we couldn’t pay.
Kneel before Jesus and you can stand before anyone.
Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What’s yours?
Maury is not the only place to find your father.
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.
Read the Bible, it’ll scare the hell out of you.
Real eyes realize real lies, so read the Bible.
Sin is a family of ugly relatives.
Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately.
Spend your years ripening instead of rotting.
Staying in bed shouting Oh God! Does not constitute going to church.
The 4in tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees.
The best gift a mother ever gave was the time spent on her knees.
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
The best way to the top is on your knees.
The greatest message ever heard came from an empty tomb.
There are no atheists in hell.
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
Under same management for 2,000 years.
We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
Wrinkled with burdens? Come to Jesus for a faith lift.
You can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you.

Approximately one quarter of churches still partake in knocking on doors as a primary method of outreach. Almost half of churches use social media and the remaining use traditional methods of newspaper, television, and radio. A majority of churches watch trends and look at influential methods being used on the internet to attract attention. However, 30% of churches are still considered to be slow to adapt. The below infographic depicts current trends and statistics of churches and social media.

Church and Social Media Trends

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