125 Best Beard Slogans and Sayings

The decrease of Gillette razor sales in recent years is just a small indicator to the movement towards growing beards. These great beard slogans and sayings serve as just some examples to the types of ways beards are viewed.

A beard is not an accessory. A face is.
A man without a beard is like a lion without a mane.
A snowman is no man without a snowbeard.
All I care about is my beard and like… maybe 3 people (…and beer).
All men are created equal but only the best can grow a beard.
All moms gave birth to a child. Except my mom. She gave birth to a legend with beard.
All of the men in my family were bearded, and most of them women.
Awesome men have tattoos and beards.
Be a hero and grow a beard.
Beadcules.
Beard Growth Chart.
Beard Lives Matter.
Beard Nutrition Facts. Serving Size: 1 Man.
Beard on!
Beard Rule #45: A man with a beard never sleeps alone.
Beard Rule #57: Death before shaving.
Beard Season Never Ends.
Beard Season.
Beard. Just Grow it.
Beard: You call it facial hair. I call it awesomeness.
Bearded Fitness Junkie.
Bearded for your pleasure.
Bearded Funcle: The most superior breed of uncle.
Bearded men are stronger, happier, healthier, manlier, and better looking than bald faced men.
Bearded men cuddle better.
Beards are a brotherhood. Not a fashion statement.
Beards are an aquired taste. Don’t like them? Acquire some taste.
Beards are my kind of thing.
Beards are not a jobby. It a post apocalyptic survival skill.
Beards are the new six pack.
Beards lift skirts.
Beards make everything better.
Beards, they grow on you.
Beards. Growing is Half the Battle.
Beards: The Original Man Card.
Beardwiser.
Best bearded, beer lovin’, dog dad ever.
Bikes. Beards. Beers.
Coz it’s just about the beard.
Doing my part to keep the beard fashionable.
Everyday is a good day when you have a beard.
Fear the beard.
Go Beard or Go Home.
God. Family. Beards.
Grow a Beard. Then we’ll talk.
Grow it with care. Wear it with pride.
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptual, manly and beneficial.
Guns don’t kill people. Men with beards do.
Hairy Christmas.
Helmet will protect my head. Beard will protect itself.
I beardlieve.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I don’t always have a fantastic beard. Oh wait, Yes I do.
I don’t like myself without a beard.
I don’t work out much, but my beard lifts skirts.
I find your lack of beard disturbing.
I hate being sexy, but I’m a bearded man so I can’t help it.
I have the beard. Therefore, I make the rules.
I Like His Beard.
I saw your girl checking out my beard, but that’s none of my business.
If you look like this but can’t change a tire, build a fire, or fall a tree… Shave.
If you need my attention, but don’t know my name yell “Nice Beard.” I’ll know you’re talking to me.
If your boyfriend doesn’t have a beard, you have a girlfriend.
If your friends encourage you to shave your beard, don’t wait. Make new friends immediately.
I’m 97% sure you don’t like my beard. But I’m 100% sure I don’t care.
I’m a bearded uncle. Just like a normal uncle, but more awesome.
I’m not a terrorist. Just bearded.
I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.
In a world where you can be anything. Be Kind.
In case of Emergency, grow a beard.
It’s beard time.
It’s good to have beardless friends. Whn you go out, people will assume you’re their leader.
King of Beards.
Ladies: If your man has a beard, raise your hand. If he doesn’t, raise your standards.
Let it grow.
Let me give you a shaving tip… Don’t.
Life is better with a beard.
Loose the teeth, keep the beard.
Love is blind… unless you have a beard, and an axe, and a flannel.
May the beard be with you.
May your face stay hairy all the days of your life.
Men don’t cry. They water their beards.
My beard just started growing a beard.
My dad’s beard rocks.
No Beard. No Thanks.
No Beard? No Chance.
Not all heros wear capes, some grow them.
Obey the Beard.
Once you go beard…
One can always trust a man with a well groomed beard.
Only the best beard dads get promoted to Papa.
Our character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is merely the exclamation point.
Place Beard Here.
Razor sales are down. Manliness is up.
Real men grow their own scarf.
Real men need no Movember to wear a mighty beard.
Respect the beard.
Resting Itch Face.
Save it. Don’t shave it.
Sexy women have curves and real men have beards.
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
She married me for love. She stayed for the beard.
So you don’t like my beard? That’s ok. I didn’t grow it for you.
Sometimes I think about shaving, but then I think, “Nah, I like my legs the way they are.”
Tattooed for my pleasure. Bearded for yours.
That’s what I do. I grow a beard and I know things.
The average male spends 145 days of his life shaving. Real men don’t waste 145 days.
The Beard Game.
The beard made me do it.
The Beardgang.
The only thing dirty about my beard is the mind that comes with it.
The Thigh Tickler.
There is a name for people without beards. Women.
There’s a place for men with no beards. It’s called the ladies room.
This beard is taken.
To beard or not to beard.
When I was 12, my father taught me how to be a man. He took me to the bathroom, picked up a razor, and ate it.
Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a viking in bearded glory.
Who needs hair with a beard like this.
Why do I grow a beard? Because I am neither a woman nor a child.
Why Do I Have a Beard? That’s Why.
With great beard comes great responsibility.
You call it facial hair. I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
You can’t buy happiness but you can grow a beard.
You don’t always need a plan. You just ride and let the beard grow.