51 Catchy Canoe and Kayaking Slogans

Being on the river an be fun and relaxing. These catchy canoe and kayaking slogans highlight the joys and great memories attached with getting on the water and moving along with your paddle and life jacket on.

10% of the fishermen catch 90% of the fish.
A man of wisdom delights in water.
A river is more than an amenity, it is a treasure.
Adults at play.
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing- absolutely nothing- half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.
Eat. Sleep. Canoeing. Repeat.
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll go canoeing.
Feelin’ Salty.
I do all my own stunts.
I grew up in this town, my poetry was born between the hill and the river, it took its voice from the rain, and like the timber, it steeped itself in the forests.
I learned that the richness of life is found in adventure.
I need a good paddling.
I remember when kayaking was dangerous and sex was safe.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
If there’s a place, Canoe there.
If you learn a sweep stroke in a whitewater kayak, that sweep stroke’s going to do the same thing in a sea kayak.
It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end.
Kayakers roll over and do it again … swimmers just shrink.
Kayaking is not a hobby, it’s a post apocalyptic survival skill.
Kayaking makes me wet.
Keep Calm and Carry on Kayaking.
Life is good.
Life’s a river kid…ya gotta go where it takes you.
Love many, trust a few, but always paddle your own canoe.
Never tell someone that a kayak is so stable you can stand on your head in it. They will insist that you prove this!
ORIGINALITY is unexplored territory.
Our true work is this voyage, this adventure.
Paddle Deep.
Peace comes from within the souls of men when they realize their oneness with the universe.
Rivers have what man most respects and longs for in his own life and thought–a capacity for renewal and replenishment, continual energy, creativity, cleansing.
Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
The cure for anything is salt water — sweat, tears, or the sea.
The first river you paddle runs through the rest of your life.
The problem with a canoe is that it’s got a big hole on top that lets in the water and limits the paddler’s ability to avoid sinking.
The river delights to lift us free, if only we dare to let go.
The rivers flow not past, but through us, thrilling, tingling, vibrating every fiber and cell of the substance of our bodies, making them glide and sing.
The two best reasons to buy a kayak rather than just renting are sunsets and sunrises.
There is no rushing a river.
There is nothing that is so aesthetically pleasing and yet so functional and versatile as the canoe.
Those who would find solitude must not be afraid to stand alone.
What happens on the boat, stays on the boat.
Wherever there is a channel for water, there is a road for the canoe.
Who cares? I scheduled this trip with the wife and we’re going somewhere rain or shine!
Without love of the land, conservation lacks meaning or purpose, for only in a deep and inherent feeling for the land can their be dedication in preserving it.
You can’t be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet.
You don’t drown by falling into water. You drown by staying there.
You get there by carrying a canoe… you can’t take a taxi.
You have to fish them where they live…and be present to win.
You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your element in each moment.