When you are striking out in love, sometimes it is best to hit the dating game full force to try to find Mr. Right or Lady Love. These great speed dating slogans are the perfect example to the type of wisdom and environment you will be exposed to in the dating world.
Always be a first-rate version of yourself rather than a second-rate version of somebody else.
An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating.
Believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.
Dig it or Don’t.
Get ready for the time of your life.
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Dating Service.
Have a Dating Service and Smile.
I dated a hypnotist once. She was the hottest, smartest, skinniest, funniest, kindest, most glamorous and sophisticated woman I’ve ever met.
I know a guy who breaks up with women all the time. He calls it going home in the morning.
I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
I went on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.
I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
If you don’t flirt, you’re probably dead inside.
In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
Introduce yourself to my very best feature.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
My boyfriend does this cute thing where he files for a restraining order.
My girlfriend said I was too controlling, and it wasn’t her turn to speak.
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
On a date I wonder if there’s going to be any sex. And if I’m going to be involved.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
Say anything that’s not a cliche.
See the Dating Service, Feel the Shine.
Somewhat of the real truth is revealed with y’all.
The best part about speed dating is having 8-10 new guys to drink with, and none of them are keeping track of how many drinks you’ve had.
The Better Way to Start the Dating Service.
The Too Good to Hurry Dating Service.
There’s nothing more badass than being who you are.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.
Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You’re lucky enough to be different, never change.
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