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20 Best Funny Retirement Wishes

For years, economists have been discussing the changes that will be experienced by the growing retirement of many baby boomers. Having fulfilled decades of work, the below selection of funny retirement wishes will help to cheer up the transitioning senior. These have been used by others and are intended to spark some of your own creativity and personal added touch.

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

All your life you worked hard so you could retire as early as possible. Now that you have retired, you will start wishing you could turn back time and enjoy life as slowly as you could. Such is the irony of life.

Congratulations for gaining two new best friends upon your retirement. Their names are Bed and Couch. You will be hanging out with them a lot.

Don’t simply retire from something; Have something to retire to.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, My alarm clock, and my iron.

It is ironic that all your life you sacrificed your health so that you can earn more money to retire. Because when you actually retire, you will spend all that money to keep up your health.

Old age, fragile bones, doctor visits, medical checkups and a weak bladder – are you still looking forward to retirement? Congratulations.

Old teachers never die; They just grade away.

Remember all those things that you wanted to do in your life, but didn’t because you never had the time? Don’t plan on doing them after your retirement either – you will either be too old or too poor to afford them now.

Retirement is just a nice way for the company to tell you that they have found more talented, youthful and skilled staff than you.

Retirement is the beginning of joyous moments in which you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life.

Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all.

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

The best time to start thinking about Your retirement is before the boss does.

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.

There are some who start their retirement Long before they stop working.

There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The following infographic takes a look at the standard retirement approach used by many baby boomers. With over 76 million hitting their later years, many seniors has not been able to accurately depict their spending and estimated expenses during retirement. More than 60% of retirees plan to have less cash and expenses in the upcoming years. Additional statistics and facts are provided below.

Affording Retirement

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