30 Funny Chocolate Sayings and Famous Quotes

A listing of 30 chocolate sayings and famous quotes from well known names.

“A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.” ― Marcia Carringto

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” ― Jo Brand

“Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.” ― Milton Snavely Hershey

“Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” – Michael Levine

“Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power…it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.” ― Justus Liebig

“Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.” ― Michelle M. Pillow

“Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.” – Jasmine Heiler

“Chocolate remedies adversity.” – Jareb Teague

“Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.” ― Rachel Vincent

“Chocolate: the poor mans’ champagne.” – Daniel Worona

“Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.” ― Cherise Sinclair

“I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.” – Deanna Troi

“If I die eating chocolate, I’ll die happy.” ― Cailey Sims

“If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.” ― Jane Seabrook

“It’s strengthening, restorative, and apt to repair decayed strength and make people strong.” ― Louis Lemery

“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry

“Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.” – John Q. Tullius

“Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.” – Patrick Skene Catling

“Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.” ― Robert Orben

“Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” ― Judith Viorst

“The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.” ― Sandra Boynton

“The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.” – Thomas Jefferson

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson

“What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.” – George Bernard Shaw

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” ― Katharine Hepburn

“When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.” ― Joan Bauer

“Who cares about falling in love. I’d rather fall in chocolate.” -Tori Mason

“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.” ― Dave Barry

The below infographic lists interesting facts about chocolate. One interesting fact to know is how a single chocolate chip can provide enough energy for an adult human to walk 150 feet.

Interesting Chocolate Facts