13 Likeable Statuses for Facebook

Here are 13 great likeable statuses to use on Facebook.

  1. The way my dog acts, you’d think their entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.

  2. My parents always told me to never give up on my dreams. That’s probably why I typically sleep past noon.

  3. I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.

  4.  I’m going to change my name to benefits. That way when you add me, it will say “you are now friends with benefits”

  5. I’ll never understand how I get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lumps move around

  6. A great thing about Indian food is that the next day I get to read twice as much!

  7. Facebook is basically people you don’t like wishing people you don’t know “Happy Birthday!”

  8. Pretty soon you’ll be able to get married online, instead of saying “I do” you will have to click “I agree to these terms and conditions.”

  9. A garbage disposal is just a device for finishing off all the food no one else in the house will eat.

  10. People say I’m too condescending (that means I talk down to people).

  11. “Half a Dozen”, because saying “six” was just too difficult.

  12. You’re not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it.

  13. Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb

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