A listing of the most popular motorcycle slogans from the top brands. These catchy taglines communicate the luxuries and joy of riding on two wheel motor vehicles.
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
A good wrench will let you watch without charging you for it.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot.
A motorcycle can’t sing on the streets of a city.
Always back your scooter into the curb-and sit where you can see it.
Always replace the cheapest parts first.
Be careful. Don’t argue with an 18-wheeler, a bus, or even a car.
Beware the biker who says the bike never breaks down.
Bike Born. Bike Bred. When I Die, I’ll be Bike Dead.
Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.
Don’t make a reputation you’ll have to live down or run away from later.
Don’t ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Four wheels move the body, Two wheels move the soul.
God didn’t create metal so that man could make paper clips!
Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.
Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
Hunger can make even roadkill taste good.
I don’t really feel like going for a ride today. Said no motorcycle rider ever.
I Like Loud Bikes and I Can Not Lie.
I’d rather be a rider for a minute than a spectator for a lifetime.
If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind–follow her.
If the bike ain’t braking properly, you don’t start by rebuilding the engine.
If you don’t ride in the rain, you don’t ride.
If you really want to know what’s going on, watch what’s happening at least 5 cars ahead.
If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.
It’s time to ride.
Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
King of the V-8 Motorcycles.
Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your butt.
Legend of American roads.
Let the good times roll.
Life without a motorcycle is just life.
Live to Ride, Ride to Live.
Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs.
More smiles per hour.
Motorbike of the century.
My first car was a motorcycle.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
Never ask a biker for directions if you’re in a hurry to get there.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never mistake horsepower for staying power.
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
No matter how bad your day is your bike will always make you feel better.
Old Indians never die, they just get better stories to tell.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.
People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.
Practice wrenching on your own bike.
Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting.
Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
Ride Hard or Stay Home.
Ride or Die.
Riding a bike is like an art.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone.
Routine maintenance should never be neglected.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
Sheer Riding Pleasure.
Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.
So screw it, let’s ride.
Some bikes run on 99-octane ego.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
Sometimes the best communication happens when you’re on separate bikes.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Straight roads do not make skillful drivers.
Technology of Emotions.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.
The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
The brand is not important. That fact that you ride is.
The Legend Rolls On.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
The only thing better than a street bike.. is a woman riding one.
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle.
The Road Starts here. It never Ends.
The twisties- not the superslabs- separate the bikers from the squids.
There are old riders, and there are bold riders. There are NO old, bold riders.
There’s something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
There’s two kinds of riders: Those who have crashed and those who will.
Two lane blacktop isn’t a highway-it’s an attitude.
Until you’ve been on a Harley-Davidson, you haven’t been on a motorcycle.
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.
When life gets complicated, I ride.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end-but you better believe it does.
When you’re riding lead–don’t spit.
Winter is Nature’s way of telling you to polish.
Work to ride-Ride to work.
You Meet the Nicest People on a Honda.
You’ll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.
Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.
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