75 Funny Farmer Slogans and Sayings

Farmers are the backbone to any nations food supply. These great funny farmer slogans and sayings highlight the invaluable contributions and hard work of the agriculture industry.

A decision for nature.
A Hard Row to Plow.
Acres or inches? Size matters.
Agriculture is the most healthful, most useful and most noble employment of man.
Agriculture looks different today – our farmers are using GPS and you can monitor your irrigation systems over the Internet.
Agriculture: You Can’t Live Without It!
As a farmer, I am simple outstanding in my field.
Be natural.
Bringing growth, ingenuity, and experience to market.
Does your soil have what it takes?
Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes.
Eat Clean And Green. Eat Organic.
Factory farming came about from a moral race to the bottom, with corporations vying against each other to produce more and bigger animals with less care at lower cost.
Farm = Fiber + Food + Fuel Series.
Farm Rule #1: Feed The People.
Farmer: We Feed The World.
Farmers are respectable and interesting to me in proportion as they are poor.
Farmers are the founders of human civilization.
Farming Is A Profession Of Hope.
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you’re a thousand miles from the corn field.
Farming with live animals is a 7 day a week, legal form of slavery.
Farming: The Original Survivor
Feeding the world, caring for the Earth.
Fences should be horse-high, pig tight, and bull-strong.
Food, water, and energy for a hungry world.
Getting Our Hands Dirty; Putting Food in Yours.
Good for nature, good for you.
Good health and conscious living.
Grab a sheep.
Grass fed beef, the new old – fashioned way.
Growing Community By Inspiring Healthy, Whole, Abundant Living.
Growing Green Fields And A Green Environment.
Grown By Nature.
Hungry. Naked. Where Did All The Farmers Go?
Hungry? Why Wait?
I Farm, You Eat.
I Live My Life By The Seeds Of My Plants.
I Ranch for You.
If we estimate dignity by immediate usefulness, agriculture is undoubtedly the first and noblest science.
If you ate today, thank a farmer.
If you tickle the earth with a hoe she laughs with a harvest.
Improving agriculture, improving lives.
In goodness we trust.
In Nature We Trust.
It is thus with farming, if you do one thing late, you will be late in all your work.
It never rains in a dry time.
It’s in our nature.
Know Your Farmer, Know Your Food.
Life on a farm is a school of patience; you can’t hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.
Like a gardener I believe what goes down must come up.
Local. Natural. Sustainable.
Make hay when the sun shines.
My Tractor Costs More Than Your Beemer.
Never answer a question from a farmer.
Old Farmers never die, they just go to seed.
Our farmers round, well pleased with constant gain, like other farmers, flourish and complain.
Producing more. Conserving more. Improving lives.
Providing the finest products to the best feed suppliers.
Putting Mother Nature In A Better Mood.
Re-imagine farming.
Simply good.
So organic farming practices are something that, to me, are interlinked with the idea of using biodiesel.
Solutions for the growing world.
Sowing is not as difficult as reaping.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
The leader in the field.
The natural choice.
The ultimate goal of farming is not the growing of crops, but the cultivation and perfection of human beings.
There are only three seasons for farmers: before harvest, harvest and after harvest.
To make agriculture sustainable, the grower has got to be able to make a profit.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be prosecuted.
Urban farming is not only possible, it is crucial. But it can’t be like the farming techniques of yore.
We have used cows for sale !
Wickedly good.
You can make a small fortune in farming-provided you start with a large one.