Microbiology has made many advances towards the treatment and prevention of diseases caused by bacteria in recent years. From genetics to biochemistry, there are many contributions to science and health which are affected by its research. These great microbiology slogans and quotes help to celebrate this incredible industry.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always starts with the germ of an idea.
A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
A guy accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose but he had no ill effect. Apparently he was ambidextrose.
All women are created equal but only the finest become microbiologists.
Amoeba hugs are often fatal.
Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
Clorox killed me friends. I am the 1%.
Conjugation: Does pill size matter?
Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets? Polly, Ethel and Ian.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
How do you eat DNA-spaghetti? With a replication fork.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
How do you know you’re dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her.
How do you tell the gender of a person? You pull their genes down.
How does the nucleus communicate with ribosomes? With a cell phone.
I don’t know what carbon dating is, but I’ll try anything at this point…
I love the smell of microbiology in the morning.
If I go to jail, my nickname will be mitochondria so I’m the power house of the cell.
Is there a big difference between male and female anatomy? Yes, a vas deferens.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Just remember you are not alone.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Support bacteria. It’s the only culture some people have.
The face you made when you hear an unfamiliar alarm beep coming from one of the analyzers.
Two blood cells met and married, but alas it was all in vein.
Um: The element of confusion.
We have to stop talking about mitosis… It’s such a divisive issue.
We just hired a molecular biologist. Man, is he small.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your “style”
What do DNA helicase and perverts have in common? They both want to unzip your genes.
What do you call a place of worship made out of amino acids? A cysteine chapel.
What do you call an oral hygiene product for the brain? Neural Crest.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang? The nucleus.
What type of flowers does everybody have? Two-lips.
What’s the study of real estate? Homology.
When life gives you mold, make penicillin.
When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Where do you bury dead people? Asymmetry.
Which biochemicals wash up on beaches? Nucleotides.
Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards? They like to avoid the flush.
Why are men sexier than women? You can’t spell sexy without xy.
Why couldn’t the plants escape prison? Because their cells were surrounded by walls.
Why do noses run but feet smell?
Why you should date a microbiologist? Because they are well cultural.
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