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41 Real Catchy Alligator Slogans

There are many fears associated with alligators and their presence in a local community. There are many old fashion signs and quotable moments surrounding the existence of alligators. These alligator slogans are just some examples of how people feel about these ancient reptiles.

A gun is not a weapon! It’s a tool, like a butcher’s knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.
All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.
Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.
Alligators and crocodiles are some of the most aggressive creatures on the planet – they’ll take down a boat if you come up to their nest.
Au revoir, jeweled alligators and white hotels, hallucinatory forests, farewell.
Besides alligators, the only animals to be feared are the poisonous serpents.
Crocodile Dundee’ is about people; it’s 10 seconds about crocodiles.
Don’t taunt the alligator until after you’ve crossed the creek.
Down in Louisiana where the alligators grow so mean, there lived a girl that I swear to the world made the alligators look tame.
Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators.
Give me a 15-ft. crocodile any day over a bee.
I am trying different styles, and while you can’t climb a tree or jump on a crocodile in a dress, it is nice to get dressed up every now and then and kind of walk away from the khaki for a moment.
I found in one of the tombs an inscription saying, ‘If you touch my tomb, you will be eaten by a crocodile and hippopotamus.’ It doesn’t mean the hippo will eat you, it means the person really wanted his tomb to be protected.
I have no fear of losing my life – if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.
I like alligator meat. Tastes like chicken.
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida.
I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale.
I’d like to wrestle an alligator and fly a fighter jet.
I’m Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy.
It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I just parked, and the dust would just build up on them.
I’ve eaten lion, leopard, crocodile, python. I don’t recommend lion. It tastes exactly like when a tomcat comes into your house and sprays. Snake and crocodile are great – a cross between lobster and chicken.
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
My father being an outdoors person, he used to take us on quite a few adventures thorugh the wild areas down there, introducing us to alligators and rattlesnakes and all the trees and plants.
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Not much is known about alligators. They don’t train well. And they’re unwieldy and rowdy to work with in laboratories.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.
Really, it was difficult to determine which I had most reason to fear—dogs, alligators or men!
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.
Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases.
The Alligator is the same, as the Crocodile, and differs only in Name.
The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue.
The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck.
To sit back hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last – but eat you he will.
Well, Im wrestling alligators.
When I see a crocodile, I will always think of him, and I know that Daddy made this zoo so everyone could come and learn to love all the animals.
When I was a little kid, I was the first kid in my neighborhood to have a pet alligator.
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
You know the trait of a crocodile, don’t you? It never hunts outside water. It always goes into the water to catch its prey. It never goes in the villages or in the bush looking for food.
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
You’ve got forever; and somehow you can’t do much with it. You’ve got forever; and it’s a mile wide and an inch deep and full of alligators.

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