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30 Humorous Birthday Wishes for Friends

Aging after a certain point in life can seem depressing to some. Bringing a little humor into a celebration can lighten the prospect of aging and the associated characteristics of growing older. The following compilation of birthday wishes for friends are sure to bring a smile to their face.

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

Age is just a number. A very telling number, but still just a number.

Another year older, none the wiser.

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year. Happy Birthday.

Be thankful your birthday comes just once a year. Think how old you would be if it came every month.

Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.

Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Don’t worry about your age, you will be older next year. Happy Birthday.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

I have been 29 since I was 29.

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

It must have been easier to remember your age when you were 25 every year.

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy B-Day.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays. Wishing you a day that is as special in every way as you are.

Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.

On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth. Congratulations!

On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you’re too old, but I still bought you a toy.

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Today, you have added another year to your age. may it come with hope, joy, and enormous wishes of life for you.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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