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25 Mind Blowing Greg Behrendt Quotes

Greg Behrendt is an American comedian and author. Known for his contribution to HBO sitcom Sex in the City, he co-authored the bestseller, ‘He’s Just Not That into You.’ With two short lived television shows under his belt and a dynamic career that has helped him achieve several notable works, here is a listing to some of the most memorable Greg Behrendt quotes to become familiarized with.

“A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves.”

“Alone also means available for someone outstanding.”

“Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.”

“As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that’s why I call her as often as I do.”

“Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.”

“Beware of the word ‘friend’. It can often be used by men or the women that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally, when I’m picking friends, I like the ones who don’t make me cry myself to sleep.”

“Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.”

“Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating.”

“Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.”

“Don’t you want the guy who’ll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?”

“Here’s something else to think about: calling when you say you’re going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can’t lay this one stupid brick down, you ain’t never gonna have a house baby, and it’s cold outside.”

“I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.”

“If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you.”

“If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.”

“If you bury the pain deep down it will stay with you indefinitely, but if you open yourself to it, experience it, and deal with it head-on, you’ll find it begins to move on after a while.”

“I’m tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.”

“It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you’ll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.”

“Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.”

“One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason.”

“Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you’re lucky to be rid of.”

“The day you realize you don’t have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.”

“The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call.”

“We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.”

“We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.”

“When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.”

Greg Behrendt takes a look back on his change from comedian to renowned go-to guy for advice.

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