23 Marvelous Brick Tamland Quotes

Brick Tamland is a character portrayed by Steve Carell in the movie series ‘Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy’ and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues.’ This beloved character makes his appearance as a short, nerdy looking broad guy, aged in his forties with a 70’s style dress. As a simple minded individual, he occasionally suffers fits of rage. Viewers can easily relate to Tamland’s character and most likely recall some of these most famous Brick Tamland quotes as listed below.

“A black man follows me everywhere when it’s sunny… I call him Leon.”

“Behind me is the miracle of birth. Soon, a stork will fly overhead delivering a baby panda. Let’s me see if I can get a look at what’s going on there. Oh God! No… I don’t understand.”

“Brick is Dead!”

“Brick was a great man and I will miss him so much and I will not rest until I find his killer.”

“Hey, Ron! I’m riding a furry tractor!”


“I can’t hear you, Ron!”

“I don’t know what we’re yelling about!”

“I just burnt my tongue.”

“I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.”

“I love carpet. I love desk… I love lamp.”

“I read somewhere that periods attract bears… the bears can smell the menstruation.”

“I would like to extend to you an invitation to my pants party.”

“I’m Brick Tamland.”

“I’m sorry champ, I think I ate the chocolate squirrel.”

“I think you should name it Dave.”

“People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late.”

“Ron I don’t have any legs!”

“That’s the smell of desire, my lady.”

“When I got the news I didn’t even know how to make sense out of it.”

“Where’d you get those clothes, at the toilet store?”

“Yeah, I ate a big red candle.”

“Yeah, these were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”

“Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.”

Tamland’s unique role in each of these films can only be characterized as entertaining to say the least. Believed to have been dead in the second film, Brick suddenly reappears at his own funeral to go on with Ron and the guys to New York. Check out the following video to experience some of the best moments of Brick.