Here are some of the most catchy 60th birthday slogans and sayings ever used.
60 is 6 perfect 10’s.
60 is the new sexy.
60 isn’t for sissies.
60…it’s only a number.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
A nap chance sounds better than a lap dance.
A very happy 60th birthday to a real beauty.
After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.
Age 60 is when it takes a man all night to do what he used to do all night.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Amusement park tickets cost more for your grandkids than you.
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
At 60 years old your experience becomes as valuable as your natural talent.
At 60 years old, your birthday suit requires regular ironing.
At 60 you at least have excuses.
Being 60 is really no different than being 50 except that you’re 10 years closer to 70.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!
Congratulations on turning 60. Now you can wear anything you want, and no one will care.
Congratulations! In only 40 years you’ll be a century old.
Congratulations, you are now old enough you can use your back or your demented mind as an excuse to get out of just about anything you don’t want to have to do. Happy 60th birthday.
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Don’t be upset about your birthday. Just think, you’re one year closer to getting the senior citizen discount!
Don’t celebrate how old you are, celebrate the years you survived.
Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get up again.
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
Don’t think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59.
Don’t trust anyone under 60.
Don’t worry, you’ll only feel one year older next year when you turn 61.
Every wrinkle has a story. At 60, I’ve got plenty of both!
Everyone thought this was really cool and asked me how I made it!
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
For breakfast, you actually eat cereal instead of last night’s chicken wings and leftover pizza.
Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy.
Forget the block. When you’re 60, you’ve been around the entire neighborhood a few times.
Getting old has its advantages. I can no longer read the bathroom scale.
Good thing wrinkles don’t come as quickly as years. Happy 50th wrinkle!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Hope you enjoy your sixties. My granddad was always saying how great the sixties were!
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred.
I don’t think you’ll miss your 50s much with as much fun as we are planning to have during your 60s.
I hope this decade of your 60s is your most fun yet!
I look 30. I feel 16. I act 14. That must make me 60!
I never thought being 60 would be this much fun.
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.
If I had to live again, I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven’t lived.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
If you start telling people you are 70 now, they’ll be amazed by how good you look for your age.
I’m 60 and I feel great. Feel for yourself.
I’m not 60… I’m $59.99 plus tax.
I’m too sexy to be sixty.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
It takes four people to light the candles on your cake before the first ones have gone out.
It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
It’s all uphill from 60.
It’s not that 60-year-old people are lazy: by 60, they’re masters at efficiency.
Just a few more years until senior citizen discounts will pay for half of all your expenses.
Just think, this is your 60th birthday cake. Keep having birthdays so I can keep having cake every year on this day.
Just think, you’ll be 70 in just 10 short years.
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
Life begins at 60.
Life is great at 60.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Life’s milestones are not supposed to be counted, they’re supposed to be celebrated. Happy 60th birthday.
Looking fifty is great, if you’re sixty.
May you live all the days of your life.
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Now that I’m 60, I wouldn’t want to be a teenager again. But I wouldn’t mind looking like one.
Now that you’re 60, you’re going to have to stop acting like a 20-year-old. Your midlife crisis just graduated.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Once you’re over the hill you just keep picking up speed
One good thing about being 60 is you argue less. It’s not so much that you’re nicer, you just can’t hear each other.
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Please don’t retouch my wrinkles.
Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
Promise me one thing. Please, whatever you do, don’t look up the average life expectancy now that you have turned 60.
Some people reach the age of sixty before others.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty.
The more you age, the more valuable you become.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
There are many advantages in being 60…Ask an 80 year old.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
There was a star danced, and under that was I born.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
This will be a great year to be a 60-year-old.
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.
Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall. There’s a 59 candle limit.
Warmest wishes for a very happy 60th birthday! Congratulations!
We grow too soon old and too late smart.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ’cause men like women who got some sense.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
When you’re 60, nothing works like it used to, especially not my husband.
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Wishing you a happy and carefree 60th birthday.
Wishing you a joyous 60th birthday.
Wishing you a very happy 60th birthday!
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You just got a whole decade more distinguished than a 50-year-old.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you’re turning 60 when your husband wants a DNA sample to make sure you’re the same woman he married.
You save all your important reading for the bathroom.
Your pants creep upward as you get older. By 60 you’re a pair of pants with a head.
Your recliner has more controls than your motor vehicle.
Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
You’re a certified classic at Sixty!
You’re finally old enough to get around to doing all the stuff that you wanted to do before you turn 70.
You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
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