101 Funny Pirate Slogans for Classrooms and Parties

Having a themed party can be fun and exciting for kids. These funny pirate slogans for classrooms and parties make the perfect addition to any celebration.

A friend can betray you, but an enemy will always stay the same.
A pirate is a man that is weak to achieve but too strong to steal from even the greatest achiever.
A pirate is for life, not just for Christmas.
A pirate spreading misery and ruin over the face of the ocean.
A Pirate’s favorite movie is one that is rated “ARRRR”!
Ahoy Boys!
Ahoy! lets trouble the water!
Alcoholic drink – usually rum and water.
Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.
Anything worth purloining – treasure or stolen goods.
As I gaze upon the sea, all my dreams come back to me.
Avast! Pull Me Mast!
Bottom of the sea where drowned pirates and mariners go.
Caribbean pirates or pirates in general.
Damn ye, you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security.
Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.
Dead men don’t tell tales.
Derived from hold fast – stop and pay attention.
Don’t ever; let people that see whats in your left hand, see whats in the right…
Don’t give up the ship.
Drink up me hearties yoho… a pirates life for me.
Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.
Everyday is a new adventure.
Fight the pirates!
Front end of a pirate’s ship – or any other ship.
Get caught up in… Subject
Honk if you like my booty.
I am a man of fortune and must seek my fortune.
I think pirates, like astronauts, particularly for a boy, are always kind of worth thinking about.
I’m a pirate! I’m my own captain!
I’m sorry to see you here, but if you’d have fought like a man you needn’t hang like a dog.
If ye can’t trust a pirate, ye damn well can’t trust a merchant either.
If ye thinks he be ready to sail a beauty, ye better be willin’ to sink with her.
I’ll swab your poop deck.
I’m a pirate. I’m my own captain.
I’m not afraid of storms, for I am leaning how to sail my ship.
Insult or term of endearment – it’s all the same to pirates!
It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.
It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.
It’s not everyday you get to do a pirate movie, you might as well go for it.
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, A poet, a pawn and a king; I’ve been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing; Each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race.
I’ve hit the Mother-load!
Keep calm and say ‘Arrr’.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
Let’s drink grog before the fog.
Let’s jump on board, and cut them to pieces.
Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.
Me buried treasure is in me pocket.
Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality.
Message in a Bottle
Not all those who wander are lost.
Not all treasure is silver and gold – Pirates of the Caribbean.
Open a book…find a treasure!
Piracy – Hostile take over.
Piracy is the way o life. Ahoy.
Pirate Bounty
Pirates do it harrrrrder!
Prepare to be boarded!
Right from the Voyage og Noah, surviving was by sailing. Avast ye! and sail against the tides.
Rubbers are for land lubbers
Sailors greeting used by pirates.
Sailors tell stories, Pyrates make legends.
Save a ship. Ride a pirate.
See you in Davie Jones’ Locker.
Shipmates or friends.
Shiver me timbers! Me wooden leg has termites.
Shiver me timbers.
Shut Ye Pie Hole, I’m Diving in Ye Bung Hole
Suddenly you’re like a pirate, you’re 65 years old and you’ve got an ear- ring.
Surrender will not be accepted.
Surrrrrender the booty!
Swab My Deck, Wench.
Take what you can, give nothing back.
The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.
The Code is more like guidelines, really.
The cure for anything is salt water, sweat, tears, or the sea.
The Dutchman must have a Captain!
The existence of the sea means the existence of pirates.
The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!
There comes a time in most men’s lives where they feel the need to raise the Black Flag.
There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.
There is nothing like the smell of cannon fire in the morning.
There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates.
There is something I must tell you…I am not left- handed!
There’s very little admirable about being a pirate. There’s very little functional about a pirate. There’s very little real about a pirate.
To err is human but to arr is pirate!
Touch me parrot, me bite your carrot.
Touch my loot, feel my boot.
Vacation equals Arrrrrr N Arrrrrr
Walk the plank, wench, and then ride it.
Well actually piracy is a democracy with captains voted for by the crew.
Wench Press
When a pirate grows rich enough, they make him a prince.
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Why are pirates better than every one else?
Why is the rum gone?
Work like a captain, play like a pirate.
Ye can swab the poop deck, but ye can’t poop on the swab deck.
Ye want to see me Cockswain?
You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.