List of Dos Equis Commercial Sayings and Quotes

Here is the complete list of Dos Equis commercial sayings and quotes.

Alien Abductors ask him to probe them
Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
Dicing onions doesn’t make him cry, it only makes him stronger
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number
Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appears
Find out what it is in life you don’t do well and then don’t do that thing
He bowls overhand.
He can identify UFOs
He can open a Piñata with a wink and a smile
He can speak Spanish in Russian
He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library and it is said he never once alphabetized it
He has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room
He has crossed the point of no return – on several occasions.
He has inside jokes with complete strangers
He has never filled up on chips
He has never relied on Mistletoe
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.
He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
He is the life of parties he has never attended
He is the only man to have ever aced a Rorschach test
He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing
He lives vicariously through him self
He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken
He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest on the third day he won
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He once punched a magician – that’s right you heard me
He tips an astonishing 100%.
He wouldn’t be afraid to show his feminine side if he had one
He’s won trophies for his game face alone
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
His charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it
His hands feel like rich brown suede
His legend proceeds him the way lighting proceeds thunder
His mother has a tattoo that says son
His New Year Resolutions will blow your mind thats why he never tells anyone
His passport requires no photograph.
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards
His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
His Pinatas fight back
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe
His shirts never wrinkle.
His snow globe gets 24 inches of powder annually
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
If at first he does not succeed, then it is impossible.
If he were to give you directions you would never get lost and arrive at least 5 minutes early
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
If here were to mail a letter with out postage it would still get there
If you were to see him walking a Chihuahua it would still look masculine
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
One should never shake his gifts (just trust me on this one)
Panhandlers give him money.
Regardless of temperature you can never see his breath
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Several saints share his likeness or vice versa depending on who you ask
Some say he found the fountain of youth but didn’t drink because he wasn’t thirsty
The aztec calendar has his cinco de mayo party chiseled in
The contents of his tacos refuse to fall from their shells
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans because it was
The pheromones he secrets have been known to affect people miles away in a slight but measurable way
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
When it is raining it is because he thinking about something sad
Years ago he Built city of of blocks – today over 600,000 people live and work there

Here’s a video compilation of every single Dos Equis Most Interesting Man commercial.