List of 34 Great Beer Quotes and Beer Sayings

A listing of 34 great beer quotes and sayings to remember when you take your next drink.

“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” – Czech Proverbs

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” – W.C. Fields

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drink. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Beer drinking doesn’t do half the harm as love-making.” – Anonymous

“Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.” – Anonymous

“Beer is good food.” – John Goodman

“Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Ben Franklin

“Beer is the reason we get up each afternoon.” – Ray McNeill

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” – Henry Lawson

“Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.” – Freddie Freak

“He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato

“He who drinks beer sleeps well.” – Unknown German Monk

“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.” – Greek Proverbs

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, That’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits

“It’s amazing how many times the world ‘I need another drink’ has bailed me out of awkward conversations.” – Unknown

“Let no man thirst for good beer.” – Sam Adams

“Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished
on beer.” – Frederick the Great

“Milk is for babies; when you grow up you have to drink beer.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” – Egyptian Proverbs

“They who drink beer will think beer.” – Washington Irving

“Why do beer companies both with an expiration date… It’s never going to make it anywhere near that.” – Unknown

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin

“Beer is made by men, wine by God.” ― Martin Luther

“Depth perception and beer obviously weren’t related.” ― Katie McGarry

“For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king.” ― William Shakespeare

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” ― Abraham Lincoln

“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.” ― Craig Ferguson

“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.” ― Sid Vicious

“There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.” ― Willie Nelson

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” ― Oscar Wilde

The following infographic outlines the industry of small and independent breweries from around the United States. By 2012, the craft beer industry had surpassed its 6% share for the first time ever although larger breweries volumes decline.

US Craft Beer Industry Growth and Trends

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