65 Great 50th Birthday Slogans and Sayings

Individuals turning 50 are considered to be a part of the baby boomer generation. These individuals hold more than 90% of the country’s net worth and account for 78% of all financial assets in the American economy. By 2030, it is estimated that there will be more than 71.5 million Americans that are ages 65 and older, more than double the current number. More than half of these will be women with a life expectancy of 5 years or more than men. For those celebrating their 50th birthday, here is a collection of 50th birthday slogans shared by others to help you bring in the next phase of your life.

50 year old; one owner; needs parts; make offer.
50 years old or 18,250 days young!
50 years old. Bodywork and mechanics need slight attention. Runs on gas.
50! I demand a recount.
After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
Age equals wisdom – hear this youngin’s?
Age is not a destination, it’s a journey!
Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity.
Aged to perfection!
AND – He may rule the roost, but I rule the rooster!
Are we the grownups yet?
At 50 he’s seen it all, done it all………. but can’t remember most of it!
At 50 you’ll have the choice of many temptations, but being 50 also means you’ll probably choose the option that gets you home earliest.
At 50 you’ve seen it all and done it all – but can’t remember most of it!
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
Before I turned 50 I used to jog 6 miles a day now I know a short cut.
Caution, middle age meltdown!
Charter member, ‘Old farts hall of fame.’
Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking to myself.
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of my tunnel has been turned off.
Fifty is the ultimate “F” word.
Five decades smarter than YOU.
Getting old stinks, but it sure beats the alternative.
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
Happy 1/2 way to 100!
Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!
Happy 50th birthday! Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.
Happy 50th Birthday. Let’s crack open a bottle of prune juice.
Happy birthday, you old buzzard!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho its over the hill you go!
I can’t believe I’m 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
I can’t remember what I forgot, so don’t ask.
I get everything I set my mind to. Now where’d I set my mind?
I have the body of a god – Buddha!
I Love my 50′s, because I know what comes next? My 60′s!
I will avenge myself and live long enough to be a problem to my kids!
I’ll be kind to my kids; they’ll be choosing my nursing home.
I’ll be spontaneous when I get around to it.
I’m a classic, you only get better with age!
I’m chronologically gifted!
I’m cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I’m immortal — so far!
I’m not 50, I’m 19 with 31 years experience!
I’m not 50, I’m 49.95, plus tax!
I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged.
If you remove all the wisdom and experience in the world of people over 50 then there wouldn’t be enough left to run it!
I’m immortal — so far!
I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged.
I’m old and have the body of a god – Buddha!
I’m too sexy for my hair, that’s why it isn’t there.
In dog years I’m dead.
It’s after sixty that everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
It’s just my birthday, I’m not extinct yet!
It’s not about age, it’s about attitude.
My own mortality will be the death of me yet.
My wild oats have turned to mush.
Nifty fifty!
Oh no, say it isn’t so. Not the big 5-0!
Old fart, young heart.
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
Over what hill? What hill? I don’t see any hill.
Vintage. Retro. Antique.
Which sounds better, 5 decades or half a century?
Yes, me – Charter member, “Old farts hall of fame”.
You’ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. Now if only the senility hadn’t wiped it all away.

The following infographic captures the generation of those turning 50. These baby boomers account for 5% of the United States discretionary spending. 47% of cruise guests are typically 50 years or older. Baby boomers are estimated to spend $7 billion on shopping annually.