32 Funny and Happy 40th Birthday Wishes

Turning the age of 40 is a large milestone for many people. They believe they are starting to creep up there in age and start to give in the aging mindset. Many women start to seek non surgical anti aging treatments between the ages of 35 and 50. A percent of collagen is lost each year after the age of 30 and more than 80% of aging is caused by sun exposure. To encouraging this drastic year for your friend or family member, the following Happy 40th Birthday wishes are provided below to encourage your own personal message.

‘May all your dreams come true’ – this is what I wished you on your twentieth birthday. ‘I hope all your dreams have come true’ – this is what I am hoping for you on your fortieth birthday because it is too late to start dreaming now. Happy 40th.

About forty years ago, the first email was sent in 1971, Sony walkman was made in 1978 and disco became popular in the seventies. Wow, you were born in such a cool decade. Happy 40th birthday.

Age is relative. If you think you are twenty, you will feel like you are young and twenty. If you think that you are fifty, you will feel like you are old and fifty. So how young do you want to feel on your fortieth? Happy birthday.

Be happy that you are still 3,650 days away from turning fifty. Maybe this is the only way you can console yourself about turning forty. Happy 40th birthday.

Being 40 is not as bad as I thought it would be. You’re sharper than 30, and fitter than 50. You might as well enjoy it while you can. Happy 40th Birthday.

Congratulations for turning forty. The average life expectancy is about 80 years so you have lived half of your life already. How does it feel? Happy birthday.

Do you have any regrets in your life? Forty is when you should start enjoying your life to the fullest so when time machines are invented in the future, you can proudly say ‘I don’t want to go back in time because I have no regrets and I am happy with the life I have had’ Happy 40th birthday.

Enjoy life in its present, stop worrying about the past and stop stressing about the future – this is the biggest lesson of life. So enjoy your forties, stop worrying about what you didn’t do in your thirties and stop stressing about what will happen in your fifties. Happy 40th.

Every crisis has an opportunity hidden in it. For all you know, your midlife crisis may also have a brilliant opportunity for you in store. So stop sulking about turning forty and let’s party. Happy birthday.

Everyone is going to tell you that you look young and youthful as if you were a twenty year old. But as your best friend, it is my job to tell you the honest truth – you are not turning any younger my friend. Happy 40th birthday.

FORTY – Flirty, Optimistic, Risky, Teasing and Youthful. This is the secret to feeling young even when you are forty years old. Happy 40th birthday.

Forty is the age when it suddenly dawns upon you that life is indeed, very short. Better late than never, start doing the things that you have always dreamt about. Happy 40th.

Forty is the perfect vantage point in life from where you can clearly see all the mistakes you have made and the right decisions you took. Let this birds eye perspective only get stronger for you. Happy 40th Birthday.

Forty is the teenage of old age – understand this before it is too late and start living your life to the fullest. Happy 40th birthday.
Forty is when you will finally realize why your dad was so cranky when he was forty. Happy birthday mate.

Happy 40th Birthday. Do not take life too seriously. I do not know anybody who makes it out alive anyway.

Have all your classmates in school and college become CEOs or successful business owners? Well then you are definitely forty. Happy birthday.

Here’s a fact: Did you know that the average age of users on Pinterest is between 35 and 44. So start enjoying the last few years on Pinterest before you get bored of it. Happy 40th.

Hey congrats on your 25th annivesary of your 16th birthday. Let’s make it wackier than last year. Cheers to the teenage years.

If you get tired blowing out your birthday candles on your special day today, you are truly turning 40. Happy 40th Birthday.

Just like wine is best enjoyed when it isn’t too old or too younge, life too is enjoyed in the same way. What are you waiting for then? Wishing you a Happy 40th Birthday.

Midlife crisis officially begins at forty. So if you think that you have faced a lot of struggles in your life so far, that was just the beginning. Brace yourself for the real crisis in your life. Happy 40th birthday.

On your 40th birthday today, see how many more horizons you have to conquer, how many more dreams to live, how many more happy times to witness and how many more milestone to achieve in life. May you achieve all this in life and more. Happy 40th Birthday.

Some women look like forty even at thirty. But exceptions like you look like thirty even at forty. Happy birthday to the most beautiful forty year old woman I know.

The best years of your life are officially over. I hope that you have lived all your dreams and enjoyed your life to the fullest. If you haven’t, that’s just too bad. Happy 40th birthday.

Until 40, most of us are busy committing mistakes and after 40, most of us are busy regretting them. Being exactly 40 years old is the right time to celebrate life to the fullest. Wishing you a very happy 40th Birthday.

Wine gets better with age but ultimately it starts tasting sour. So stop kidding yourself that you are getting better with age, when you are actually getting old. Happy 40th birthday.

Wow, are you really turning forty? You don’t look a day over 39. Happy Birthday.

You have gained enough wisdom and maturity all these years growing up. Now is the time you should start having some fun, beginning with your 40th birthday party. Happy birthday.

You know I have been thinking what to say for your 40th birthday and I finally decided to quote Ron White. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And trey to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. Happy Birthday.

You know you are forty when you stop using Facebook to socialize and start using it to spy on your kids. Happy 40th birthday.

Your genes and DNA should be bottled up and preserved because you seem to be getting younger with every passing year. I can’t wait to see how youthful you look when you turn fifty. Happy fortieth birthday.

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Aging Physical Changes

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