150 Ideas for Funny Triathlon Team Names

The United States Triathlon has grown from 53,000 member payers in 2004 to over 250,000 Americans participating each year. This competitive sport has been attracting high positioned white collar workers for years, slowly shifting the trend away from traditional golf. However, majority of participants are considered to be at an average level and lack sophistication. If you are attempted to orchestrate together a team, a listing of real funny triathlon team names from other groups are compiled below. These are attended to inspire the creation of your own team name.

2 Buoys and a Gull
2 Divas and The Dude
3 Amigos
3 at a time
3 Fast 3 Furious
A Family Affair
Action Stars
Agile & Ageless
All Systems Go
And We Can Cook
Babes in the Woods
Barely There
Baton Grabbers
Baton Traders
Bow to Us Wows
Bringin It Up the Rear
Brothers From Another Mother
Bruise Almighty
Bulletproof Jocks
Bullets Unleashed
Burning Ass Fast
Challenge Accepted
Chicks that Kick
Coast Busters
Common Stereotypes
Connect E-Wittys
Cool Runnings
Crazy Minions
Dead Last
Die Tri-ing
Expendable Runners
Fast,-Faster-N-Fastest
Faster Than U
Fat people can’t run like us.
Fifty Somethings
Flash Mob
Flying Red Heads
Flying Runners
Get Up
Givin? it a Tri
Go Team Venture
Happy Feet
Happy Go Getters
Happy Relay Runners
Herd of Heards
Humorous Racemakers
In Your Face
Individual Effort, Team Victory
Jelly Legs
Last Best Pace
Lightnings of Heaven
Littleton Coin Buyers
Los Grandes Huevos
Los Huevos
Los Tres Huevos
Mad Relay Maniacs
Maddening Missiles
Manage -a-Trois
Miles to Martinis
Mixed Bag
Mock Tri-Tips
No Nuts Just Guts
No Sweat
Notorious Punks
Organized Chaos
Overconfident
Pigs Can Fly
Quads of Fury
Rapido Huevos
Red de Dudes
Relay-istic Winners
Restless Species
Rise Above It
RocLeod
Run Ginger Run
Run Like the Wind
Sabrina’s McRideOuts
Scary Potters
Shades of the Puma
Shadow Sprinters
Simple Minds
Sisters with Blisters
So You Think You Can Run?
Sons of a Wit
Splash, Flash, and Dash
Stranges with Candies
Swift Relayers
Team Challenged Chicks
Team Discovery Channel
Team Thirst
Team Triage
The Beerlievers
The Big Fat Pandas
The Bolt and Dutifuls
The Expandable
The Fire Ants
The Gang Greens
The Gebrones
The Guild of Calamitous Intent
The Hoppits
The Iron Men
The Relay-ables
The Rubber Duckies
The Rumble Bees
The SecondMile
The Show Stealers
The Snowflakes
The Swim Reapers
The Teabags–Tough as Nuts!
The Third Treich
The Third Wheel
The ThirdMile
The Thirsty Wons
The Triceratops
The Trifectas
The Triple Entries,
The Tri-Sexuals
The Tritaniums
The Trotting Trotters
The Troublesome Threesome
The Turd-box Triangle
The Victorious Vectors
The Yoga Shack
Thirsty Thirds
This Ain’t Easy But We Are
Three the Hard Way
Three’s a Crowd Pleaser
Three’s Company
Threesome
Time Wounds All Heels
To Hell & Back
Trash Talkers
Tri Harder Next Time
Tri to Compete
Tri-Angels
Tri-Chicks
Tri-Curious
Tri-Ing With My Besties
Triple Threat
Triple Threat Die Tri-ing
Tri-XX
Trois Amies
Two and a Half Men
Walking Unicycle Snorglers
We Got The Runs
We Win Or We fight!
Where’s the Finish
Wild and Villainous
Worth A Tri
You Just Got Chicked

In order to train for winning a successful triathlon, focusing on building your core and increasing endurance will build stamina for competing. Practicing good form through strokes and shoulder rotation will ensure an extended reach and smooth travel. Lead with your forearms to increase propulsion when competing.