25 Funny Engagement Quotes

The engagement period is the most blissful time of any relationship as you plan your transition into marriage and make your commitment to one another concrete. The following compilation of funny engagement quotes are sentiments carried by others and those experienced with a lifetime of marriage. These reflections will help to encourage this important planning stage of your life.

A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason – and indeed all the sweets of life.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.

Friend, I am sad that you took my advice too seriously. I asked you for getting into a relationship, not to devote all the time to that fatso and not have time for me. Have a happy engagement.

Friend, I am with you as you say goodbye to your freedom. You have all my sympathy, but don’t expect to be near you as you take your frequent calls from your fiancé. Have a glorious engagement.

Hearty congratulations on your engagement. Do send me over the ‘champagne and wine’ bottles untouched. After all, I also need to celebrate for a longer period on my friend getting engaged.

I am just sad that you fell into the trap. I am still there when you need to hide from that ‘nerd’ fiancé of yours. Have a happy engagement ahead.

I heard you are getting engaged buddy. Congratulations on your engagement. I really wish your fiancé gets all wet with champagne when you uncork the bottle for a cheer.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

On your engagement I am celebrating here by giving away all the empty bottles we drank together. From now on, it’s you and your fiancé after all. Have a happy engagement dear friend.

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

Through this card, I send only wishes and nothing else. Were you expecting a gift too? Sorry the card can carry only a message and nothing else. Have a happy engagement buddy.

We find rest in those we love, and we provide a resting place in ourselves for those who love us.

What a catch you made for your life! Do call me in on your expenditure days. Have a happy engagement.

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

You don’t need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

The below infographic provides a quick guide to choosing the right engagement ring and the different types of metals and settings to choose from. The first step is to decide on your budget and seek the highest quality diamond within that range that is available to you. Locate a reputable and trustworthy jeweler, making sure to leave some financial room for your wedding and honeymoon.

Guide to Choosing an Engagement Ring