Tim Hawkins is a Christian comedian and songwriter. He is best known for his parody of several popular songs from Carrie Underwood. With more than 200 million views on YouTube and Facebook. Hawkins has been active since 2002. Here is a look at some of the best Tim Hawkins quotes from his time.
“Do not siphon gas with your mouth.”
“I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.”
“I didn’t want to force people to buy the damage waiver.”
Shooting a Christmas video today. Coming soon! pic.twitter.com/chA1UrPAbz
— Tim Hawkins (@timhawkinscomic) December 1, 2015
“I used to worry about the one guy who wasn’t laughing. Now my prayer is more for the one person who really needs to laugh. And if it’s just that one, then I’m good to go.”
“It was a great, fun match. Frankly, I had two seniors out ill or injured and didn’t know what to expect. Pulling this out was a great win for us.”
“It’s between two to three times greater than a normal week,”
“I’ve noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don’t really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.”
“Legality and oppression are not unknown to run hand in hand.”
“Our goal is to protect our employees, our equipment and our assets, … We complied with all the requests of the leaders of the area in evacuating. This storm was of such magnitude that we’re facing the exact same issues that every other business is facing.”
“Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it’s all good.”
All clean pic.twitter.com/GIuKExtFun
— Tim Hawkins (@timhawkinscomic) October 8, 2015
“Two conditions that warrant someone’s unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress.”
“Vision – You dream the impossible; You imagine the incredible; You achieve the extraordinary.”
“Want to be left alone? Go to the mall and hold a clipboard.”
“We didn’t play like we are capable of. We are a young football team and we will keep working on our mistakes. We didn’t handle their speed well on offense or defense and we made some costly mistakes on our two best drives of the game.”
“We feel like the action is unfair.”
“We were up and running quickly. Within a couple of days after being able to return, we were assisting the parish in this cleanup, … I would maintain that the response of the parish is unfair. Our efforts have been Herculean, and we’re making every available effort to provide service to the parish.”
I heart art. pic.twitter.com/fHkObWTeEB
— Tim Hawkins (@timhawkinscomic) September 21, 2014
“We’ve been coming out here for years and getting our stuff from them.”
“You need to go sit on the pot.”
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