17 Funny Happy Thanksgiving Wishes for Everyone

Thanksgiving is regularly celebrated once a year on the fourth Thursday of November. The original harvest that occurred in 1621 consisted of many food varieties from the pilgrim’s menu. To help celebrate, the following funny Happy Thanksgiving wishes for everyone are provided below.

Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.

Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.

Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.

Happy Thanksgiving and good luck masking your eating disorder this Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to someone as ungrateful as me…

Happy Thanksgiving to someone I’d have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.

Happy Thanksgiving to someone obsessively checking email on Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to someone who’s taught me how to not hate holidays.

Happy Thanksgiving. Be thankful that only one-third of your family has been institutionalized.

Happy Thanksgiving. Let’s eat enough to feed a third-world family for a month.

Happy Thanksgiving. Let’s regret our eating decisions this Thanksgiving as much as Native Americans regret trusting white people.

I absolutely adore Thanksgiving. It’s the only holiday I insist on making myself.

If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.

May your family’s Thanksgiving dinner be less awkward than the Petraeus.

May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy. Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs.

May your Thanksgiving travels be miserable enough to make spending time with family seem comparatively tolerable.

Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.

The below infographic provides some interesting facts about Thanksgiving. The favorite pie of Americans is pumpkin. More than 66% of turkey eaters prefer white meat. Many Americans revere Thanksgiving as the best holiday meal of the year.

Thanksgiving Facts

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